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The trouble with women can’t completely be described in one single column. As with most things in life, there is both a lot of good and a whole lot of bad things that can be associated with them. First, let’s deal with the good things. In my opinion, women are a whole lot more responsible than men, especially when it comes to issues such as being on time, getting things done in a quick and orderly fashion, and most importantly showing how much they love you.
My main problem with women is that they sometimes have a very “different” way of showing you how they really feel. The most typical and reoccurring example I can think of is the famous question, “do I look fat?” As a man myself, I don’t think there is any possible way of answering that question correctly. If I say no, which I do every single time, then she will say, “you’re just saying that to be nice”, and if I make the grave mistake of saying yes, boy does it really hit the fan. I will definitely be in the “dog house” for at least the next couple weeks.
To me, the difference between men and women can be summed up in a single sentence. Men want things done the easy way and women want things done the hard way. Women feel the need to hang on every word us men say and punish us if we say one that doesn’t please them. It is very hard to have conversations with women without them correcting you at least four or five times.
Through my twenty years here on this planet, I have figured out one very important thing about women, men will never be able to figure them out!